Dedicated to my Valentine.
I don’t like coffee. Put half a teaspoon of it in a chocolate cake, and I won’t eat it. And don’t even think about kissing me if you’ve had a Cafe Latte in the last 60 minutes. Espresso? You’ll have to brush your teeth first.
Here is the entirely functional, exceptionally ugly, coffee roaster in question:
My husband singled out this roaster after scouring through forums dedicated entirely to coffee and related paraphernalia.
The retail price for this supreme coffee roaster is (AUD)$1599. I don’t begrudge the cost. It’s roughly the equivalent of purchasing a daily Starbucks coffee for one year. My husband loves his coffee and has made his own ever since I’ve known him. We’ve had the same trusty coffee machine for 15 years – a great wedding gift from the groom’s best men. I know the industrial look is on trend, but in a chunky, raw materials, manually-operated kind of way. Not in a looks-like-it-belongs-in-a-disease-testing-lab kind of way.
Of course I’ve been trawling the web in search of a good-looking alternative. I’ve found some lovely old-looking machines, the size of sofas and the price of cars. There are very few choices for home roasters. So I sent The Nice Wolf back to the drawing board and this is what he came up with:
Yup. A popcorn machine. Apparently they can roast coffee too. I wouldn’t say that any of these are worthy of residing on my kitchen bench, but they are light and small and can easily live out of sight. Possibly roasting coffee beans in them will wear them out, but for as little as $30, I don’t think we’d be too upset.
So that leaves some spare change for stylish new coffee machine. And it just so happens that I’ve found a couple that fit the bill.
L to R:
- The Anza. Shown here in Corian and teak! Also available in concrete.
- Lavazza in concrete. Source: Bit Rebels.
- Classic style by Breville. Various prices.
- Ascaso shown in Deep Blue, Polished Aluminium and Deep black. Retro style from Spain in a choice of 15 colours! $900.
So coffee lovers, have you got a coffee machine that not only makes coffee just the way you like it but looks fabulous too? Do tell… The Nice Wolf is an engineer, and a chemical one at that, so he likes to play with temperatures and air flows and other stuff. One of those one-touch machines ain’t going to cut it.
And, serious coffee aficionados, (do any of those read my blog?) have you ever roasted your own coffee beans? How did you do it? I recently roasted my own cocoa beans in a purpose-made clay pot over a gas flame. I wish I’d thought to enquire about purchasing a pot.